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10. Player ranking board full of doodles and tic-tac-toe games
9. Primary attribute used to determine which player to draft: Vocabulary 8. Team's first pick posed on stage with the league commissioner holding the team hat in front of his chest and wearing the team jersey on his head 7. Draft picks were all chosen alphabetically by last name 6. Owner demanded the team pick one of the players from that Chelsea Football Club because he heard those guys are real good 5. Team's draft rated best overall if this was a water polo league 4. Team's first round pick traded to rival for three 4th round picks next year and a bag of Funyuns* right now 3. General manager doesn't want to draft a quarterback because he swears the organization already has a great one in the minors 2. The first two picks were used to fill team needs: Punter and Back-Up Punter 1. Confusion after each pick made. Fans were not saying, "Boo!" the were saying, "Who?" * Funyuns and Frito-Lay were not involved in any recent draft-day dealing for any professional football teams as much as this author knows. The author does know Funyuns do taste quite good. Official Funyun Page. 12. The Chrome Dome
11. The Black Hole 10. The Mayor's Baby Bowl 9. Parking Schmarking Field 8. Tax Hike Hippodrome 7. Community Eyesore Center 6. In Lieu Of Infrastructure Lawn 5. We Can Host Concerts Park 4. Space For Rent 3. Boonies Barn 2. Retractable Not Redactable Dome 1. All We Need Is A Team Field 10. Family car = Greyhound Bus
9. A support SUV travels with you carrying spare tires, tool kits, spare parts and portable food and water 8. Your driveway has been rented out as a neighborhood community center 7. Audio Books, ha! Audio Brittanica 6. You have to leave your house before you actually get home to be able to make it to work on time 5. Your reserved parking space at the office is a full four lanes of interstate 4. When your spouse declares, "The sun rises and sets with you" - they are right 3. Major tire companies are constantly calling offering to sponsor you 2. Your favorite living room recliner still has that new car smell 1. You miss all of the traffic only to catch up to it again |
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