10. 4
9.   2
8.   Whichever number you needed to roll at the time
7.   1
6.   Whichever number your opponent didn’t need to roll at the time
5.   5
4.   The one that rolls of the table
3.   The one you catch before it rolls off the table
2.   3
1.   The one that completes your Yahtzee*

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10. Pickle-In-The-Middle
9.   Can-O-Corn Contest
8.   Spitting For Distance
7.   Spitting For Splash
6.   Hands-Free Sunflower Seed Shucking
5.   Pine Tar Sculpting
4.   Synchronized Batting Glove Adjusting
3.   Sunglass Flip-Down-Flip-Up-Flip-Down Relay
2.   Most Minimal Injury That Lands You On The 15-Day Disabled List
1.   Bunt Derby

10. Keeps tripping over the carpet
9.   Picks up a baseball bat to go to work in the garden
8.   When you tell him to “go long” he starts reciting Pi
7.  The closest they ever got to dribbling involved fruit juice and a sippy cup
6.   Playing catch involves a lot of chasing and crying
5.   Average time in the 40: 40
4.   Their hand/eye coordination has ensured they will use public transportation their entire life
3.   Cramps up holding the back door open to let the cat out
2.   Has a lot of heart, determination and grit - you know this because you’ve heard him tell the azalea bush that numerous times
1.   The only thing he wants to do on ice is stack meat