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Top Ten Things To Do Now That The NFL Season Is Over

2/18/2018

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10.  Turn over the couch cushion to reset the pre-formed divot
9.   Discover Sunday also has 24 hours in it not just the 6 hours remaining once all the games have ended
8.   Fuel up the lawnmower to at least make it appear you intend to use it
7.   Have conversations with the other people who live in house with you
6.   Figure out if chicken wings and jalapeno poppers go good with binge-watching streaming TV shows
​5.   Actually pay attention to weather forecasts for Sunday because you might actually leave the house

4.   Learn your remote control can flip to more channels than the two or three you always use
3.   Stay a little longer at church because no one is under pressure to get everyone home before kickoff
2.   Toss your team jerseys into the laundry basket
1.    Continue to not watch NFL games
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Top Ten Great Things About Super Bowl LII

1/28/2018

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10. Played inside a dome so the players and fans won’t get hot, cold, wet, dry or in any way uncomfortable
9.  The last Super Bowl not to be named, “The Patriots Invitational”
8.  The New England running backs can still not be identified in street clothes by any fans
7.  Trademarked Sickness Bag included in the official game swag
6.  Television ratings will be down for this broadcast, too
5.  The Philadelphia quarterback cannot be identified in street clothes by any fans
4.  Tom Brady not headed for the NFL Senior Tour just yet
3.  Justin Timberlake in the Half Time show to make up for his lack of exposure over the last six years
2.  Vince McMahon's U.S. Bank Stadium VIP Suite tickets have been voided
1.   No one will watch the commercials this year, either
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Top Ten Neat Things About the College Football Playoffs

11/23/2017

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  • 10.  They add another level of tradition to the American sports landscape.
  • 9.   Want to expand the number of playoff teams from 4 to 8 because we truly want to find out which team is the best.
  • 8.   Continuously debate the benefits between a good loss a bad loss and a good win or a bad win.
  • 7.   Continue to make the lesser bowl games even less important.
  • ​6.  Want to expand the number of playoff teams from 4 to 8 and then complain the players are really not “student athletes".
  • ​5.   Regular season schmegular season.
  • 4.   Want to expand the number of playoff teams from 4 to 8 then in four years beginning calling for a 16-team playoff.
  • ​​3.   The same fourteen teams will be in the playoff picture every year.
  • ​2.   Want to expand the number of playoff teams from 4 to 8 and then point out how college football is all about money.
  • ​1.    The college football playoffs are for the players and not for the fans, the broadcast networks or the sports media. 
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Top Ten Great Things About the NFL Season Starting

8/13/2017

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10.  There is finally a reason to read the ticker at the bottom of the television screen.
9.   Less traffic on the streets each Sunday afternoon.
8.   Water-cooler talk at the office morphs into water-cooler chest-bumping.
7.   Can better justify why the television covers an entire wall of the living room.
6.   Snack food companies can introduce new flavors of their staple chips upon unsuspecting fans.
5.   2-hour long highlight shows.  
4.   Hides the fact Summer is over, Fall will soon be gone and Winter is on its way.
3.   Get to find out if your favorite team’s No. 1 overall draft pick in 2014 is still on the roster.
2.   Get to find out if you can still wear your replica jersey of your team’s No. 1 draft pick in 2014.
​1.    Did the NFL season ever really end?
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