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10. Played inside a dome so the players and fans won’t get hot, cold, wet, dry or in any way uncomfortable
9. The last Super Bowl not to be named, “The Patriots Invitational” 8. The New England running backs can still not be identified in street clothes by any fans 7. Trademarked Sickness Bag included in the official game swag 6. Television ratings will be down for this broadcast, too 5. The Philadelphia quarterback cannot be identified in street clothes by any fans 4. Tom Brady not headed for the NFL Senior Tour just yet 3. Justin Timberlake in the Half Time show to make up for his lack of exposure over the last six years 2. Vince McMahon's U.S. Bank Stadium VIP Suite tickets have been voided 1. No one will watch the commercials this year, either
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10. You've seen 48 Super Bowls, you've seen them all
9. Don't want to hear that Brazilian announcer yell, "Goooaalll!" after every touchdown 8. Vowed never ever to give in to peer pressure 7. Tired of the game interrupting you when you are trying to watch the commercials 6. The 11 hours of pre-game coverage will be exciting enough 5. No guarantee it will actually be “Super” 4. Everything you need to see will be on the sports highlights shows tomorrow 3. Since the halftime show stopped including high school marching bands: Not interested 2. Difficult to concentrate on the game with all of that food in front of you 1. Football? It's been years since they've actually played football in the NFL.... |
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