Top Ten Signs The Coffee In Your Office Is A Bit Suspicious

10. Sometimes warm sometimes not
9.  As far as you know, Breakfast Blend is not supposed to be chunky
8. The coffee is not the problem it’s the creamer because it just doesn’t
7. The resolution of the caffeinated/decaffeinated battle has left everyone with a coffee no one likes
6. Never quite sure which of the two coffee pots in constant rotation is the coffee pot in current rotation
5. Co-workers constantly complain about someone having burnt the microwave popcorn but no one ever makes microwave popcorn
4. The bag of gourmet foreign coffee brought in by a new-hire hasn’t yet been opened because the name on the bag resembles a type of insecticide
3. Is not supposed to be poured like syrup
2. No one ever owns up to brewing the first pot of the day
1. Squabbles arise daily over who is going to make the first coffee run