Top Ten Other Uses For A Selfie Stick

10. Pole-vaulting over curbs and maybe trashcans
9.   Poke wasps nests attached to your gutter to find out if it’s active or not
8.   Raise it in class in lieu of your hand to get your teacher’s attention
7.   Knock cobwebs from around the ceiling fan in your living room
6.   Order your fast food lunch by just pointing at the menu boards behind the counter
5.   A little 20 pound test line, a hook and some bait – fishing pole
4.   That pair of socks you rolled up, dropped and they rolled under your bed, you can retrieve those now
3.   Back-up pool cue
2.   Shove it down your pants leg and walk like a pirate
1.   Figure it out