Top Ten Great Things About Humidity

10. Is less obnoxious at parties than Barometric Pressure
9.   Holds up your cargo pants - no belt necessary
8.   You can see your breath, in the form of rain
7.   The local Doppler Radar can’t pick it up but your t-shirt can
6.   Makes walking into your house feel like you’re stepping into a blast freezer
5.   Able to use your low-beam headlights in the middle of the day throughout the entire summer
4.   Provides a portable water supply in your socks
3.   New sport: Walkswimming
2.   It gets up earlier in the morning than you do and you’re a go-getter
1.   At least it’s not the heat*

*(The editor apologizes for this. He explained his actions as something akin to, “dealing with fish in a barrel.”)