Top Ten Great Things About Super Bowl LII

10. Played inside a dome so the players and fans won’t get hot, cold, wet, dry or in any way uncomfortable
9.  The last Super Bowl not to be named, “The Patriots Invitational”
8.  The New England running backs can still not be identified in street clothes by any fans
7.  Trademarked Sickness Bag included in the official game swag
6.  Television ratings will be down for this broadcast, too
5.  The Philadelphia quarterback cannot be identified in street clothes by any fans
4.  Tom Brady not headed for the NFL Senior Tour just yet
3.  Justin Timberlake in the Half Time show to make up for his lack of exposure over the last six years
2.  Vince McMahon's U.S. Bank Stadium VIP Suite tickets have been voided
1.   No one will watch the commercials this year, either