Top Ten Indications You Depend Too Much On Your Smartphone

10.  You coordinate your daily attire to match the phone's case.
9.    You have to constantly GPS yourself to find out where you are.
8.   On official holidays you allow it a little rest and some alone time on the couch.
7.   While allowing your phone a little rest and some alone time on the couch during official holidays, you break out in cold sweats, close the doors and blinds and hope that nothing of any importance happens anywhere in the world - or at least no one posts a picture of their pet in bunny ears acting cute.
6.   You have to constantly GPS yourself to find out what you are supposed to be doing.
5.   Before you begin a face-to-face conversation with someone you use the phone's camera to perform a retina scan on the person, cross-referencing that information with your contacts list and verifying their identity before you speak to them.
4.   You make sure the phone is closer to you than your fork when sitting down for a meal.
3.   When someone asks you how you are doing, you check your Feelings/Moods/Current Disposition App before answering.
2.   You refer to your phone as, "Sparky".
1.   You are reading this post on your smart phone.