Top Ten Other Thanksgiving Traditions

10.  “Real cranberry/not real cranberry” taste test
9.   Pre-meal planning so you won’t have to sit next to that aunt
8.   Loosen Your Waistband Post-Meal Grunt-Off
7.   Driveway Arrival Time Parking Position Roulette
6.   Correct Identification Of All Side Dishes Checklist
6a. Someone Made Side-Dish B When They Were Supposed to Make Side-dish C and Now We Have No
       Side-Dish C At All and Twice As Much Side-Dish B Than Anyone Wanted             
5.    Trip Millage Travelled To Get There Comparison Harrumphing
4.    Celebratory slicing of the first piece of pie
3.    Who needs utensils when you can eat the olives right off your fingertips?
​2.    Graduation from the kids table to sitting with the adults
1.     Doze-Off In Front of the Television Holiday Season Inauguration