Top Ten Rejected Alternative Energy Sources

10.  Dyer lint
9.   Pencil shavings
8.   The weekly junk mail that stuffs up your mailbox
7.   Most of the disco albums in the 70's
6.   Most of the Cassingles from the 80's
5.   Cardboard toilet paper roll inserts
4.   Those cone-shaped drinking cups provided at some water coolers
3.   Phone books
2.   Most of the top 40 albums from the 90's
1.   Hard work