Top Ten Signs Your Daily Commute Is Too Long

10.  Family car = Greyhound Bus
9.   A support SUV travels with you carrying spare tires, tool kits, spare parts and portable food and water
8.   Your driveway has been rented out as a neighborhood community center
7.  Audio Books, ha! Audio Brittanica
6.   You have to leave your house before you actually get home to be able to make it to work on time
5.   Your reserved parking space at the office is a full four lanes of interstate
4.   When your spouse declares, "The sun rises and sets with you" - they are right
3.   Major tire companies are constantly calling offering to sponsor you
2.   Your favorite living room recliner still has that new car smell
1.   You miss all of the traffic and the catch up to it again